Disclaimer: D.Gray-Man belongs to Hoshino Katsura

“Mommy~~~~”

Allen Walker perked up at the call from his youngest child. Yven was flanked by his elder brothers, Aouruu and Zerulis. Each carried a different box in his hands. “Happy Mother’s Day,” the trio chorused. “Omanju from me,” Yven chirped. “Omochi,” Zerulis murmured softly. “Odango~” Aouruu sang. Allen blinked and smiled in pleasant surprise. “Thank you, you three~! You make mummy so happy!” The white haired man kissed each of his sons on his cheeks. “Ehehe, anything for kaa-sama!” The eldest son stated proudly. “I’m glad you like it. Now…I need to go check on Vlodfield and Hasuhime first,” Zerulis replied with a slight smirk of satisfaction; food was definitely the best gift for his mother. Allen’s eyes twinkled knowingly. “Second time doesn’t feel as nerve-wrenching as the first time, does it?” Zerulis stared for a while before processing Allen’s words. Then he ducked his head down, flushing slightly. “The next time, I am going to get spermicidal lube.”

Aouruu smirked. “Or rather, you should get a leash for Vloddie-chan.” “He’s not uncontrollable…Just really enthusiastic,” Zerulis mumbled under his breath. Allen rubbed hand over the Zerulis’ stomach. “I bet it’s a boy this time. But Aou-chan, when will you give me a grandchild to play with?” Allen grinned cheekily as Aouruu burst into a blush. “L-Let’s not talk about that now, kaa-sama…” Yven smiled humorously. “Kaachan, enjoy your gifts ne~? I have to go check on Getsurou and Seiran. Who knows what those two silly ones are doing without me watching?” “Being idiots with Vlodfield and corrupting our daughter, no doubt,” Zerulis deadpanned. “Thank you, darlings. I will enjoy eating every bite of your sweets,” Allen answered and waved as he left.

He missed the glance Yven discreetly gave his two brothers, both smirking at the eye signal. Oh, but the best gift was to come for their dearest mother.

Ruushien too, was getting gifts from both her sons. Ruune giggled giddily like an excited child as he placed his wrapped present into her hands and kissed her cheeks. “Happy Mother’s Day,” both her sons wished. Seiran draped a scarf he bought for his mother over her shoulders and tenderly kissed her forehead. “You both are my beloved sons. I would’ve been happy with just a kiss from each of you, thank you,” Ruushien said as she returned each kiss. “It’s something we wanted to do, since you raised us!” Ruune said happily, Scorpio gurgling with laughter in support of his mother. The young boy was clinging to his mother’s leg, still only able to say select words. Ruune was worried that Scorpio was a slow developer, but Kanata said to let their son grow up naturally without bringing him any pressure.

“Mama Day~!” Scorpio giggled and exclaimed. “Mother’s Day!” Wryen abruptly stated, balefully frowning at Scorpio. He was proudly standing beside his father, obviously scorning his cousin for still clinging to his mother for support in case his feet got wobbly, and his incorrect use of words. Scorpio soured and a glaring match began between the two young boys. “Don’t start, Getsurou. Your mother will have my neck for letting you glare at other children,” Seiran sighed and picked his son up. Yven was really terrifying when it came to bringing his son up with proper manners.

“Well, run along and spend the day with your spouses. After all, you’re a mother now too, Ruune. And Seiran, you have a mother to look after,” Ruushien shooed her sons away with a bright smile. “See you later, mummy~! And don’t forget to get daddy later…” Ruune whispered the last part conspiratorially to his younger brother, who had an evil smile on his face. The two children only blinked up at their respective parents.   

Reita would probably have the same expression by the time he finished wishing his mother a joyful Mother’s Day. He surprised Lavi by offering to do his portion of Bookman work for the day. “Aww, you’re such a cute son~!” And Lavi proceeded to glomp the daylights out of Reita. “K-Kaa-sama, it’s no big deal!” Reita laughed as he was squashed before he got to say his greetings. His elder twin brothers did though. “Happy Mother’s Day, kaa-sama. Please accept our gift,” Luxeria cooed and together with Yukinojou, they handed Lavi a wrapped square and rather thin box. Not thin enough to be a book, but not thick enough to contain an encyclopaedia. Maybe it was clothes, judging by the weight. “You boys are the best…Come here!” Lavi squealed in delight and squeezed the air out of the three of his sons.

“Okay kaa-sama…Let go before Astar chokes!!” Luxeria mock-struggled. “You’re no fun, Luc~! Yuki wasn’t feeling all that suffocated!” The redhead Bookman laughed good-naturedly at his son’s tease. “I wasn’t. Kaen is just too overprotective of me,” Yukinojou answered calmly, smiling. Even among the rest Yukinojou was famous for his natural grace, no doubt inherited from his father’s more wily and cunning side. “Astar…You know your body isn’t yours alone,” Luxeria pouted like a kicked puppy. “I know, Kaen. We share,” Yukinojou kissed Luxeria lightly to pacify him.

“Alright, you bunch of lovebirds! Go enjoy the rest of the day with your loves!” Lavi announced cheerily. Lavi skipped away to share his joyful day with other fellow mothers, never noticing that Yukinojou’s smile went hundred percent evil. “Where is tou-sama?” “He’s having his morning coffee,” Luxeria whispered in return. “We’ll make this a day to remember for kaa-sama,” Reita smiled, a charming smile so alike to his father’s…But the degree of deviousness was totally different.

“Mama~~~~!!”

Komui didn’t expect his grown boy to barrel into him from the back. Kanata was all smiles as he hugged his mother. “Happy Mother’s Day! Kanna is here to wish Mama and to give Mama his well deserved present!” The redhead trilled as he shoved a hamper basket into a bewildered Komui’s arms. “This is unexpected…Thank you for your well-wishing, Kanata. Though I’ll probably be busy the whole day,” the bespectacled man smiled. “No worries, mother. I’ll be performing your duties today,” Haruka replied as he came up behind Komui with Kiroro in tow, their daughter Shia sleeping in her mother’s arms. “I shouldn’t really, you need to spend some time with your wife too,” Komui fluttered about hastily.

“No worries~ I’ll be spending the day with Haruka-sama in the office as well. Vloddie will be helping us take care of Shia,” Kiroro answered cheerfully. “Well…If you insist. Thank you both very much. Now I can take a good rest,” Komui answered, and granted each of his children, in-law included; a chaste kiss. Thank God Cross wasn’t around. “Mama, see what Kanna got for you for a present!” Kanata demanded playfully. Komui glanced for a while and did a double take. It…It was a hamper of various types of coffee bean!! A maniacal glint overtook Komui’s eyes. “Ufufufu…Now is the best time to experiment with them!!” And Komui ran off with his now very precious hamper, eager to try everything.

“How are we going to get papa to fall for our plans?” Kanata turned to his elder brother. “I’ll concoct something up, but it’ll be up to you to get father to drink it,” Haruka answered nonchalantly as if he was talking about the weather. “I’m sure you can do it, Moo.”

“Waah~~~ Kanna is not a cow!!”

Kanda was absolutely not prepared for the ambush that laid in waiting for him. Never in a million years did he think that his children were capable of despicable cunning acts like the black side of their mother. Apparently, they were. “Daddy, mommy said he needs something from the bedroom and he wants you to get it for him,” was how Yven started his line as he advanced on his clueless father. Kanda didn’t think twice, his adorable Aki never lied to him. “Then come on,” Kanda called and Yven trotted obediently by his side. “And why are you two following?”

“Aki-tan are going to have dinner with us later, tou-sama~” Aouruu was trying his best to hide the growing glee in his voice. “So we thought to just tag along,” Zerulis added. Kanda failed to notice the pouches tied to their waists as he flipped the light switch on in his bedroom. “What’s the thing that moyashi wanted me to find?” He asked his youngest son. Yven crawled up the big bed, feeling around. “I don’t know, mommy said he left it somewhere on the bed. Help me find it, daddy.” Kanda did not see any reason to doubt his son and joined the search, looking under pillows.

He was taken aback with shock when Yven flipped him over and pinned him down, shouting, “Now, niitan-tachi!!” Their father’s eyes widened as Aouruu and Zerulis came up on either side of the bed, wielding leather straps.

“Don’t blame us, tou-sama~”

“We all thought you’d make the best gift for mother.”

Without further ado, both his elder sons tied his arms down to the headboard and his legs to the bedposts. Kanda growled, “What’s the meaning of this?!” Yven brought out a pair of scissors with a smile, much to Kanda’s horror. Anyone sane could tell that this idea was Yven’s brainchild with that sort of smile. “If this is your favourite shirt, sorry daddy,” his son apologized as he snipped the shirt open and cut away the sleeves from Kanda’s arms, “But I’ll give you a better one…As long as you keep mommy happy this Mother’s Day.”

“Moyashi???”

Kanda was utterly confused; no one could blame him for that. He was offered no further explanation as he was left tied up in the dark while his three sons left the room with satisfied smiles.

If only things were that peacefully done with Tyki.

He too, did not suspect a thing as Reita sneaked up on him. “Tou-sama, can I have some of your time?” “Sure, boy. What is it?” “Yuki-nii thought of making you a shirt, and he needs your measurement. So he wondered if you could meet him up at your room,” Reita lied smoothly. “Of course,” Tyki answered easily. He and his youngest son trooped up to his room, where Luxeria and Yukinojou were already waiting. Tyki could see a small measuring kit beside Yukinojou which was seated comfortably on the bed.

“Soo…What colour will this shirt be this time?” Tyki asked with a slight grin. Yukinojou enjoyed coming up with unique shirts, and Tyki thought that he should be supportive as a father. “Well…I thought a sensual black with red lining would do nicely this time. Can you take off your shirt?” Yukinojou asked politely, “I’d like to get better measurements without your shirt in the way.” Tyki simply shrugged and unbuttoned his shirt. It was then when Yukinojou smirked cruelly as he twisted the measuring tape around both of Tyki’s arms and forced them to the back, catching Tyki by surprise.

“Ack, what’re you doing Astaroth?!”

And then Tyki saw Luxeria approaching with one of Lavi’s scarves. “Don’t worry dad…It’ll all be over shortly.” The hapless father did the one thing he could. He screamed for help and started struggling. “Please stay still, father…” Yukinojou grunted out as he and his twin brother dragged Tyki to the bed. “I can’t!! I’m about to be violated by my own sons!!” Tyki yelled in panic. Luxeria made a face alike when he bit into a lemon. “No way, dad!! The only one I’ll touch the way you insinuate is Astar!” “It doesn’t look that way!” Tyki retorted as his hands were tied to the headboard with the measuring tape and scarf in the exact same manner as Kanda’s…Not that he knew. His legs went flailing, trying to evade capture.

“Reita, hold dad down!” Luxeria ordered, and he did.

Reita flopped down on Tyki’s abdomen, knocking the wind out of his father. “Don’t worry dad, we’re just making you into an edible present for a special someone,” his merry son assured. “You know I’m loyal to your mom only!” Tyki exclaimed indignantly. His three sons smiled at the sentence, prompting Tyki’s mind to spin. “…Oh…You mean this is for bunny boy?” “Of course it is, we won’t do something as callous as gifting our father to someone else,” Yukinojou replied as he tightened the rope’s knots on Tyki’s ankle. “You’ve gotta wait a while for mum to come, dad. See ya the next morning~” Luxeria teased and ushered his younger brothers out. Tyki chuckled quietly. “Ah…Never thought I’d see the day that I end up being the one wrapped up as a gift in bed…”

Guiran was a little more wary, since his proud younger son Seiran hardly ever asked him anything. “And why are we in my bedroom again?” “Because…I needed counselling,” Seiran managed to force out. “…Fine. Did something happen between you and Akihito?” Guiran asked. He couldn’t ignore it if his son wanted to ask for his help, no matter how rare it was. Seiran appeared hesitant. “Well…Has mother ever been…Threatening to you when she raised us?” Guiran blinked once. Twice. “………….Between us only, yes. A lot of times. The closest I’ve been to death was when Ruune was found in the kitchen alone. Your brother miraculously escaped twelve kitchen knives he pulled to the ground. Your mother banished me to the lounge for a month, after nearly shaving me bald.”

Seiran sweatdropped. “Oh…I guess…It’s an inherent instinct in mothers, huh?”

“Yes, son, and you’d do best to avoid provoking Akihito whilst you are still raising your child. He’s most likely to take Wryen’s side all of the time, even when he’s the one at fault,” Guiran advised. “…Thanks…While it lasted.” Guiran barely had time to be alarmed at Seiran’s words when Ruune burst out of his closet brandishing belts and tackled his father to the bed. “Ruune?! What are you doing?!” Guiran demanded, noticing Seiran was already binding his hands to the headboard.

“Don’t be mad, daddy. We’re doing this in hopes that you have a special night!” Ruune twittered. He was slowly unbuttoning his father’s shirt, pulling it open to reveal a liberal amount of skin. Guiran had cold sweat running down his back now, barely realizing that Seiran was tying down his legs as well. “Ruune…I thought you had a husband.” Ruune looked scandalized. “Daddy, don’t think silly things! I do have a husband I’m loyal to!” Even so, he was unzipping Guiran’s pants. “Your words are opposing your actions,” Guiran blankly pointed out. Ruune winked.

“It’s for simulation. Don’t worry daddy, I promise you won’t be disappointed~!”

And he too, was left in the darkness of his own room.

Surprisingly, it was Cross who fell easiest for the tricks of his sons. “Papa, where is Maria-chan? Kanna wants to let Scorpio play with her,” the boyishly cute seme asked his father, who was drinking a glass of brandy. Cross winced inwardly at the cute tone. He was slightly intimidated that Kanata was all adorable which is a rare occurrence seeing that he and Komui are his parents. Neither he nor Komui was cute. “She’s inside her coffin in my built-in closet. And no, your son may not play with her. I am not going to activate Maria just to be babysitter.”

Kanata pouted. “But papa, who can take care of Scorpio when Kanna and RuuRuu-anata are having alone time?” As he said so, he handed Cross another glass of brandy. Cross took it without thinking and took a swig. “Oh…So you want to have some time with your wife?” Cross smirked. Thankfully Kanata retained seme qualities. “Yes, since today is Mother’s Day~ Kanna wants to pamper RuuRuu-anata~!” Kanata squealed. “Why don’t you leave him with Jeryy? That cook is always eager to play nanny,” his father suggested, ignorant that Haruka’s self made drug had begun working.

“Nice idea, papa! Sleep for a bit now, okay?” Kanata whispered as Cross went into a dead sleep in his chair. Now…All that was left to do was tie him to the bed.

Allen was slightly suspicious when he found his room all dark. And the fact that he had not seen his spouse the whole day too was suspicious. When he switched the lights on however, he was shocked. His husband was on the bed, shirtless. Tied to the bed too, apparently. “Moyashi?! I don’t know what the hell the brats told you, but untie me now!!” Kanda growled, tugging futilely at the bonds. The white haired man hurriedly unloaded his gifts onto the dressing table and noticed a card. He picked it up and read it aloud, “We’re presenting daddy all defenceless from you for just today. Love, your children.”

This was his special gift of the day from his children?

He looked at the glaring Kanda, and an idea popped out as he spotted a jar of honey among his well-wishers’ presents. Well…He always wanted to try something… “…Moyashi…I don’t like that look. That look says that you’re planning something,” Kanda muttered as a glazed expression took over Allen’s silver eyes. Allen smiled. “Well, you’re my present for today, so I get to do whatever I want with you.” Kanda’s eyes widened as Allen pulled off his shirt and his pants, leaving himself only in boxers. Maybe his moyashi wasn’t planning anything too bad…

Allen picked up the jar, fingers trembling slightly in anticipation. But one look at his sexy husband’s defined abdomen muscles blew away any hesitance he had. Kanda couldn’t help but to shrink away as Allen came closer to the bed with a jar of something in his hands. “Sorry, anata…But I just had to try. Just to fulfil my wishes!” Allen apologized beforehand while unscrewing the jar. “You’re not going to rape me, are you?!” Kanda asked in a bare voice. Allen’s eyes nearly popped out of his sockets. “Heavens, no! I just wanted to do something I never did, but not that! I do not take advantage of helpless people!”

Kanda sighed in relief. Well, as long as it was not that, then anything would be fine. The coolness of something trickling on his stomach distracted him. “What the…?! Honey??” Allen was pouring the contents of the jar onto any bare flesh in sight, smiling guiltily at the prospects of doing what he was going to do. “Stay still…” He whispered as he straddled Kanda’s legs with his hands, gently reaching out with his tongue to lick at the sweet, sticky substance. Kanda bit his lips. It was a bad idea after all. It was very bad for his libido to watch his adorable moyashi licking all that honey off his body. It was arousing.

“M-Moyashi…”

“Hm?” Allen mumbled, not stopping in his mischievous licking. He was enjoying what he was doing, tracing the edge of each strain of muscle with his own tongue, tasting the sweetness of the honey happily. “Untie me now…” Kanda murmured; his dark eyes murky with lust. Allen was slightly intimidated, but he decided to defy his husband’s wishes. “No…Tonight I’m going to enjoy myself without the sex.” Kanda looked like a death sentence was just pronounced onto him, no, worse than a death sentence. It was a sentence of celibacy. “Moyashi, you’re going to regret it…” Kanda warned.

“I’ll worry about it then…” Allen answered, intentionally brushing against the noticeable bulge in Kanda’s pants. “For now…Let’s get you clean, Yu-anata.” Kanda let out an unsatisfied half-moan when Allen drew his fingers across his sides, running his hands teasingly down his clothed hips. “You’re doing it on purpose…” Kanda groaned, his need getting VERY physical and VERY visible. “And what if I am? I love touching you, but you’re always pinning me down too long for me to get some touching done,” Allen complained, sucking Kanda’s flesh clean of honey.

“Fine…!! Just let me go, moyashi! I desperately need skin to skin contact now,” Kanda demanded. “Not unless you say please,” Allen said in a sing-song voice. “…Okay…P…Ple-Please…” Kanda ground out in frustration. Allen smiled. “No, it’s written clearly on your face what you’re planning to do to me. I’m in charge tonight…And I say you stay that way till the next morning,” Allen meanly decided. A string of colourful words left Kanda, but nothing changed Allen’s mind.

Kanda was left to endure his wants for sex as Allen licked his whole body for the rest of the night.

Cross, bless his soul, would’ve rather lived with the teasing rather than ignorance. Which was what Komui dealt out to him. Komui froze at first when he found Cross struggling with the bonds tying him down. “Hello dear…Mind if you untied me? Kanata did me in real good this time,” Cross muttered, plotting how to grill his youngest son later, and probably his eldest son too. Haruka was probably the only one who could concoct a sleeping potion like that. “Why should I?” Komui said after freezing up for a long while.

He was beginning to have fun seeing Cross restrained without any pinch of remorse. “Because I want to be freed, and you’re here,” Cross reasoned plainly. “Hm…Nope. This is a great gift; I get to fully rest today. And that includes without you harassing me, Cross,” Komui cheerily noted. “Come on Komui, you know you can’t sleep a night without me,” Cross smirked. “Keep on flattering yourself, Cross. I can leave you tied to the bed this whole night without touching you,” the Chinese man coolly claimed.

“You’re not serious, Komui,” Cross fought back, but he sounded a tad bit uncertain. After all, he took the longest time in persuading his uke into a relationship. Komui was a really stubborn man and can really do what he set his mind to. “Am I? It seems that you don’t know me as well as you should,” Komui chuckled darkly. The redhead general narrowed his eyes.

“You wouldn’t.”

“Try me.”

Komui gathered his nightly needs and left the room and a shocked Cross, deciding to sleep over at Jeryy’s tonight. Revenge was a dish best served cold.

Guiran wasn’t having much more luck than Kanda, but he was better off than Cross. “Guiran, what are you doing there?” Ruushien asked in disbelief seeing her husband in that sort of position. “Wait, I get it. You’re trying to seduce me.” “No! I mean, I do try but not this! Ruune and Seiran did this to me!” Guiran reasoned, “Can you untie me? It’s getting uncomfortable…” Ruushien was about to do so, unaware that her husband was tied up for her personal use for the night, until her eyes chanced upon a feather she had kept as a decoration. She grinned, and Guiran was very unwelcoming of the gesture. “What?”

“Nyufu…Since you’re tied up like this…I wanna have some fun~!” The lady squealed with excitement. Guiran didn’t even have to ask when he saw Ruushien pick up the feather. “No, Ruushien…Not that.” “I’ve always wanted to see if you’re ticklish~!” Ruushien sinisterly smiled and advanced upon her husband. She ran the feather across Guiran’s stomach. He squirmed a little, but didn’t give much of a reaction otherwise. Undeterred, the lady pulled the feather along his ribs, lingering on his collarbone and neck, but Guiran remained unmoved by such simple acts. He heaved a sigh of relief, hoping his wife would give up and untie him.

By now, Ruushien had crawled atop Guiran, running the feather along his jawline. “Ruushien, it’s enough…!” The man’s jaw fell open when he leaned down to look at Ruushien. The reason? His wife’s tempting cleavage was staring right at his face; Ruushien was completely unaware that Guiran was looking down her nightshirt. “Cat got your tongue?” Ruushien whispered, thinking that the tickling got to her husband. “N-No…Give it up,” Guiran advised, hoping for the nightmare to end. Ruushien sat up. “…Maybe your feet would be more sensitive.” She turned her direction without getting off Guiran, leaning down to flit the feather against the sole of his foot. Again, she failed to notice she was working a subtle seduction on her spouse.

Guiran couldn’t help but notice how her pert butt was in his direct view, and it was a delicious sight indeed. She was wearing black lace underwear too. “Ruushien…Can you untie me now? I’m getting really uncomfortable…” The man muttered under his breath, marvelling at how utterly alluring Ruushien looked when she straightened up and tilted her head back. “Oh, am I heavy?” She shifted around again, rubbing against Guiran as she did so. He let out a short gasp. “Dear, you’re not heavy…But get off before it gets hot…”

Ruushien gaped momentarily after she definitely felt something rigid press against her butt cheek. She hurriedly leapt off her husband, realizing he was very much aroused even though she did nothing to provoke him, or so she thought. “You perverted man!” She accused hotly. “It’s your fault! Now…Come here and untie me,” Guiran murmured, eyes trained on his wife. She looked really sexy wearing her nightshirt… The lady pouted. “No, I won’t, you pervert! I was just having innocent fun and y-you…Ugh! I’m going to sleep with Getsu-chan tonight!” “Wait, Ruushien!!” But Guiran was too late. His wife had already left the room in a huff, leaving him to be stuck tied to the bed.

Tyki was however, biding his time cheerfully. After all, if he treated his wife kindly, Lavi would treat him well too. To say Lavi was surprised to see him bound was an understatement. “Tyki!! Have you been playing bondage with someone?!” Lavi exclaimed in horror and a hint of evident anger. “No, bunny!! The kids tied me up! They say that I’m your best present for the day,” Tyki assured, with a confident smile. “Oh…So, what am I going to do to a sexy man tied to my bed?” Lavi whispered wickedly.

“Have some fun with him,” Tyki suggested not-too-innocently.

“Of course I will. But first, I want to see what our twin boys gave me in their present box earlier this day,” Lavi informed and carefully unwrapped the gift. As he expected, it was clothes, but what sort it was, he had no idea. Lavi shrugged and unfolded it. Tyki went ‘Strike!!’ and mentally praised his sons for getting his wife a very enticing bunny girl suit. “Oh…What a thoughtful gift…” Secretly, Lavi was in cold sweat. He had never dressed in something as skimpy as this except when he slept in his boxers. “Mind if you put it on?” Tyki asked, already undressing his wife with his eyes.

Lavi inwardly shivered at the amorous glances all over his body, but he loved Tyki!! The Bookman heir thought that just once, it might be fine to cross-dress. For his husband. Lavi smiled audaciously. “Then look close, dear.” And Tyki didn’t even blink once, as Lavi started by tossing his shirt to the ground. The next item to go was his pants, sliding down his hips slowly and teasingly. Then Lavi pushed his boxers down to the ground as well, causing Tyki to start drooling. The redhead began pulling the fishnet stockings up his legs, smoothing them out with soft caressing motions. Tyki desperately wished he was the one being touched like that right now.

Finally, Lavi suited himself up in the black swimsuit-like outfit and pulled up the zipper. After buttoning the cuffs to his wrists and putting on the rabbit ear headband, his costume was complete. “How do you like it, sir~?” Lavi asked in a fake lilting voice, mimicking a call girl. “I love it, sweetheart. Give me a kiss now,” Tyki invited. Chuckling a little, Lavi pressed his lips against Tyki’s gently. “Anything else?” Lavi questioned, running his hands down Tyki’s chest mischievously. “How about…More touching?” Tyki hinted. Lavi grinned slightly, not answering but letting his fingers do the job. He mercilessly teased Tyki with feather-light touches and the occasional groping.

“Damn, that’s great…Can I be untied now?”

“Hm? Are you so eager?”

“As a matter of fact, dear, I am. Very Much. Seeing you in that outfit is arousing. It makes me want to do very bad things to you,” Tyki answered in all honesty. They’ve never tried costume play before, and the Noah decided that he loved it. Lavi however, had the total opposite reaction.

“T-Tyki…I never thought that you could be as dirty-minded or perverted as Yu could be!! Isn’t what we do together enough? And I keep playing the complying uke!! I need to conserve part of my manliness! That’s it, hubby, you are sleeping alone tonight!”

“Lavi?!”

Tyki was utterly bewildered as Lavi ran out in hysterics, calling out Allen’s name so that the ukes may share their distress together. It looked like the children’s plans have gone awry despite their kinder and unfortunately explicit intentions. The problem didn’t stop there.

“May I ask why a group of cuties like you guys are doing in here? I don’t mind getting to see you as I cook, but I am curious.”

Jeryy could not fathom the reason as to why the ukes were all hiding in the food storage cellar. Well, he knew why Komui was here since the Chinese man had a delightful sleepover with him yesterday as he babysat Shia and Komui told him his problem with Cross. “Ahaha…We need to hide from our semes for a while,” Lavi laughed nervously. “Yes…As long as we can,” Ruushien added meekly. “I don’t think I want to step out of here, ever,” Allen moaned. “I think that’s your stomach talking,” Komui replied.

As the conversation went on, the semes had stormed into the cafeteria, obviously pissed. “Oi, have you seen our wives?” Guiran asked almost threateningly to the closest Finder. The poor man shook his head rapidly and ran away screaming in terror. “Jeryy…Komui bunked with you last night. Where is he?” Cross questioned as Jeryy hurried up to the counter while closing the door to the cellar. “He has headed a trip for all your wives, a nice holiday without the husbands!” Jeryy made a good distraction. “Where did they go?” Kanda growled. “India,” the chef blurted the first country he could think of. “Well then gentlemen, let’s go,” Tyki coolly announced and the group left as fast as they came.

“That’ll only buy us some time…” Allen whimpered in fear. Retribution from Kanda was never a good thing.

“Be happy. We need to think of a plan,” Lavi groaned.

Komui sighed in resignation. There was only one choice.

“Well…There is always Father’s Day…”